Everybody Loves Raymond Season 1 Episode 6

Storyline

Frank believes that he has become a professional writer after a joke he submitted gets published in "Reader's Digest."

Marie: Just talk to your dad!
Ray: Talk to dad?! Where do you come with this stuff, mom?

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Frank: This is the hardest part of writing, isn't it?
Ray: What?
Frank: The blank page. It just sits there. Mocks you. Dares you. But go on! Write! Conquer the blank page!
Ray: Hey! You're writing about me!
Frank: No, I'm not. It's.... Roy!
Ray: Oh... ok. Thanks. Dad.
Frank: (While Ray's reading his anecdote) Louder and funnier! Stay right! Stay up! Up up!
Debra: You know, I gave up some stuff when we had kids.
Ray: Did it have to be sex?
Robert: Michael threw his milk at me!
Frank: Isn't that great? That could be my second story! The Digest loves a naughty baby.
Debra: Ray, Robert is still here.
Ray: Hey, Robert! What are you doing here?
Robert: I had a suspicion I needed to confirm.
Debra: Robert, what is wrong?
Robert: I don't think Michael loves me anymore.
Debra: What are you talking about?
Robert: He is not like Geoffrey; he seems standoffish.
Ray: You do know Michael is a baby, right?
Robert: Just a feeling. Cop's instinct. He wants nothing to do with me