Everybody Loves Raymond Season 1 Episode 5

Storyline

Debra gets upset with Ray after he sticks his foot in his mouth regarding a sexy new waitress at Nemos.

Ray: How come I'm the noise checker?
Debra: Because it will look pathetic on the news. Me beaten up while you were sleeping.
(Ray and Debra are sleeping in bed. Debra sits up and turns on the light.)
Debra: Ray, wake up. Wake up.
Ray: There's pudding everywhere!
Debra: Ray, I think I hear something.
Ray: Does it sound like you talking?
(Frank walks over to where Ray and Bernie are sitting)
Frank: Hello, ladies!
Ray: What are you doing here?
Frank: Hehehe, I came to check out the new waitress.
Ray: Oh, god.
Angelina: Hello, will you staying for lunch?
Frank: Holy crap! Uh... yes, I will, thank you.
Ray: (talking to Angelina) I'm sorry, that was rude of me. This is Debra, the little lady. I don't mean "little" in a size way, or that she doesn't matter. She's my lady. She's my great big lady.
Bernie: (Angelina walks away) Ahh, did you smell her?
Ray: No, I read the sign, Bernie, "Thank You for not smelling the help."
Bernie: Oh, man, look at her. If I wasn't married, do you know what I'd do?
Ray: You'd wear the same underwear every day