Everybody Loves Raymond Season 1 Episode 7 (Your Place or Mine?)

Everybody Loves Raymond Season 1 Episode 7

Your Place or Mine?

Storyline

Marie stays at Raymond and Debra's house after she gets in a fight with Frank. Meanwhile, Frank has the time of his life by himself at home, and Raymond starts getting used to having his mom spoil him again.

Quotes

• Ray: Ha ha. You thought I could never get the kids to nap!
  Debra: Good job, honey.
  Ray: By the way.. Tomorrow we have to buy a pony.
  
• Marie: What?! Debra doesn't put cheese on it?
  Ray: No, she cooks for health.
  Marie: Well, what could be healthier than the food you love!
  Ray: Thanks, doctor!
  
• Debra: God! She doesn't stop! How did you survive with her?
  Ray: I spent most of the time pretending I was asleep.
  Debra: I think she's coming!
  (Ray jumps on the couch and sleeps)
  
• Marie: I made all the things right! Just right! And you have the nerve to say slop to me?!
  Frank: Yes! Slop! Slop to you! Slop... TO... YOU!
  
• Debra: Where's Frank?
  Ray: By now he's probably taping the toilet seat so he never has to flush.
  
• Debra: Ray! She's in there chiseling my headstone!
  
• Debra: (To Ray about Marie) Anything she cooks for me you're tasting first.
  
• Ray: You hear that?
  Debra: No, I don't hear anything.
  Ray: That's the sound of all our clothes being refolded.
  
• Frank: It's the celery that makes "tuna salad" tuna salad. What you gave me was tuna slop!
  
• Frank: I can be sweet....it takes people time to discover that.